How To Lose Weight

I weighed myself for the first time in a couple of weeks. To my surprise, I lost some weight. I know a lot of people try crazy weight loss techniques like doing P90X or changing their eating habits. I would like to present my alternative two-week plan to these crazy ideas.

1. Be lazy. Go to work and sit for your entire shift. When you go home, don't exercise or do anything strenuous. Sit around in your room and browse the internet, take a nap, or watch a movie.

2. Eat brownies. Lots of them. I find that a well balanced diet consists of brownies for breakfast and dinner. If you want to lose a lot of weight, try adding chocolate frosting and powdered sugar on top.

That's it. Simple. Try it out and tell me if it works for you as well as it has for me.


Autumn Del Rio said...

I love the brownie idea. I'm on it.

Jenny said...

I lost like 20 pounds eating nothing but chocolate and cereal whenever I wanted. It was awesome.

And then I fell apart.

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